David Hasselhoff rose to fame with Knight Rider and his friendly car kit. The eclipse was Baywatch, the 90s most popular tv show, from hot to pathetic, but we all watched it. He is now an alcoholic, perfect for Last Days as we celebrate fallen celebrities, and he is doing the Hitler (?!) on stage…

Lineup: Easton West, Engtanzkavalier, It Boys, Suz
Dresscode: West Coast